My whole body is aching~
- 23rd Jul 2014

Monday, April 05, 2004

Why the Secretary was Fired?

I got this from an email sent to me. What a Boo Boo? Read on:

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday” and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say “Good Morning”, let alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember.” The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my Secretary, Janet said, “Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday.” I felt a little better. Someone had remembered! I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.” I said, “By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go.”

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go.

We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, “You know it is such a beautiful day; we don't need to go back to the office, do we?” I said, “No, I guess not.” She said, “Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.” “Sure”, I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. They were all singing happy birthday... and there I sat on the couch...completely NAKED

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